Dear Loyal Readers,
Bo and Rex told me that Dogtopia offers a special shindig on Wednesdays for small creatures. I said I
wanted to go as well. Bo thought that was a great idea but Rex, always
the negative one, informed me that it is ONLY for canine creatures, not
baby humans. Well, my feelings were a little hurt, to say the least.
I
thought maybe I could dress up in a Halloween doggie costume and then
crawl in the door and maybe no one would notice? Hmmm...I can't crawl
yet so that won't work. Bummer. Bo suggested I tell the owners that I
taste really yummy when my feet are covered in powdered sugar so maybe I
could come at snack time and all the pups could lick my toes. I think
this is my best option so far. I'm very determined to go play during Wee
Wednesdays.
I have so much in common with small dogs. I get carried
everywhere, people constantly say how cute I am, I rely on my mommy for
absolutely everything, I love playing with
toys, and I LOVE to lick things. I
don't see why the the minor fact that I'm a baby human instead of a
puppy should mean that I can't go to Dogtopia on Wednesdays!
Don't worry though. I'm not giving up. I'll keep you all updated on my plans...
Caleb, the Baby
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